normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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