ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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