If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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