I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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