omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We had to coat check the pizza.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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