Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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