no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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