fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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