yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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