oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he thought i was a dude.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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