Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
How does one acquire holy water?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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