I'm really into asian looking animals
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
