Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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