Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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