She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Will exercising make me less horny?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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