...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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