he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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