HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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