If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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