And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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