Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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