Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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