As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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