It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Randomize
