The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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