Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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