I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I cockslap morals
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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