And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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