FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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