i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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