dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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