Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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