Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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