i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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