Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just wanna soil my oats bro
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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