marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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