He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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