Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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