so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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