i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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