My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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