Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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