what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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