He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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