goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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