I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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