Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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