even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It's rum buckets o'clock
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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