You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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