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(305): View more from Florida

Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.

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(703): View more from Virginia

worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks

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(818): View more from California

i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do

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(407): View more from Florida

Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?

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(206): View more from Washington

I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table

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(740): View more from Ohio

As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.

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(559): View more from California

Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.

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