question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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