Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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