thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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