I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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